Kevin,

I write to formally complain at my omission from your ‘match report’ for the 2nds match with 
Taffs Well last weekend (12/01/2008). 

I scored a try and yet you have failed to mention it – worse still you have credited Macca 
with the points.  Now if I were a regular try-scorer I’d laugh it off but I haven’t scored 
for about 4 seasons so you better make a public apology on the website or the toys will 
really come out of the pram…

It should also be noted that I played on the wing after a request from the dynamic management 
duo of Dobbin and Mikey Thomas and genuinely had a blinder of a game.

I’m sure that you’ve been given duff information by A.N. Other and that you’re not actually 
at fault, but I’m so hurt by this ignorance that I just don’t give a hoot.  SORT IT OUT KEV!

Your friend and long time fan,

Liam Norman esq.

PS you still owe me a fiver.